HELLO, PARRY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

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ARE.

SO? 

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MY NAME IS DAVE.

GLAD TO MEET YOU 

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ARE YOU SLEEPY?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

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YOU LOOK SICK.

(STARTS FROM CHAIR) I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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YOU NEED HELP.

(TENSELY) I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU DOCTORS ARE UP TO 

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PERHAPS YOU NEED MEDICINE?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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YOU NEED MEDICINE.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

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I AM GOD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY RELIGION 

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HAVE YOU BEEN TO A PSYCHIATRIST RECENTLY?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

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YOU ARE VERY NERVOUS.

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINION 

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ARE YOU HAPPY?

MAYBE 

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DROP DEAD.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

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I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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